to my special someone

23rd of july.

how can i forget.

what a day for my special someone..

the one who is #2 on my speed dial,

my #2

the one who bitches with me when i talk about the people or things i despise,

dont mess w her man.

the one who is my source of reason when the world or rather i, myself have gone crazy,

and i think this was before the drinks. shit.

the one who looks out for me and would order me toy boys when i'm forty,

lookin out as usual.

the one who introduced me to sin,

i lurrrve fried mars bar!!!


the one who braved church with me (we get blisters and die if we step onto holy ground, in theory anyway),

we just love the presents actually.

the one who makes me pick out "dao gei" if (god forbid!) her food has them,

argh, dao gei!

the one who went to get stupid, bulky and totally useless helium balloons with me for my 21st,

totally no use whatsoever.

the one who can read my mind,

she is psychic!

the one who forgives me when i unknowingly reveals her secret to HX - her nemesis,

neh, this one.

the one who doesnt care if im evil (cos she's worse),

dont we both look just angelic???

the one who missed me (probably the most! haha.) when i left for US for a mth,

taken few days after i got back.

the one who joined netball with me because i forced her to,

taken on my 21st! (no netball pic)

the one who orders 20 shots of irish cream even though she cant drink,

irish cream and apple vodka shots.

the one who sometimes share the same taste in clothings as me,

see, i'm not kidding!

the one who knows all my secrets (pls dont blackmail me!),

shhhh!

the one who is..

..so different..

.. yet similar to me.

happy birthday smelly melly.

i love you, allergic to alcohol and all!