job hunting is the bane of my existence.
i know i used to say that exams and assignments were the bane of my existence, but i dont have to deal with them ever again!
woo hoo. (unless of cos, i take my masters, but that is HIGHLY unlikely.)
anyways, back to job hunting.
even though i am super motivated to get a job that brings me closer to my goal, which i now realise takes abt 10 years of relevant work experience to achieve (mutha fukha!), i just dread the whole process of getting it: the searching, the self doubt, the waiting, the interview, the "needa shit" feeling on the first day of work, the crappy newb office attire that makes me look like fuck, etc etc.
dammit. i suck. i am such a wuss. ugh.
i shall focus on the perks of being gainfully employed in order to calm my nerves:
1. buy super alot of chio clothes, shoes and bags without feeling guilty cos i need them for work! (it's called investment morons.)
2. feel like im contributing to society (running for Ms Universe here... world peace!)
3. able to have engaging conversations with intellectual beings instead of crazy kids who cant understand me.
4. able to talk louder at home and throw my weight around... oh wait, i already do that.
5. get my driver's licence, and hopefully a car!
6. travel travel travel!
7. get myself a nice place to stay... alone!
8. seek my ever elusive happiness! (hmmm. i dont really see how being employed would help, but yeah.)
9. buy nice things for all the people i love. (y'all better be nice to me from now on, if u know wat's good for u!)
10. help africa. i think africans are cursed for just being born there. dont know how they survive.
ooh. and i wanna retire early and be a rockstar! ok, i'm officially off my rockers.
anyways, havent sent out any resumes cos he wants to go through the jobs im applying for.
how very bossy! hmm.
alrightey, meeting some of my fav people tml, let's just hope and pray fervently that i wont be force-fed chicken wings again.
amen.
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